i don't do massages (October 31, 2005 )

i went to the store to fax my resume out. i had been there before with the wrong number. the guy at the counter asked if i was looking for work. i said "well yeah". he asked what kind of work. i said painting houses. he asked if i could do phone sales for his company. i told him i have horrible phone skills. he asked if i had any 'body massage' experience. i told him to go eat a dick.