so there's this woman at work. everytime she walks by she's got this look on her face like she's just shit herself. not only that...she's damn annoying...
example:
"can i take this tape gun?" she asks...
i say "go for it."
"i can take the other one if you like"...
"go for it"...."
"this one sticks a lot so maybe i should leave the good one with you"...
"sure whatever...i'm not using either."
"are you sure you don't need it?"
"take it...please..go."
"we have a lot of boxes to make for the next order...so it'd be better if i had the one that didn't stick so much"
at this point i usually stare of into the distance like something really interesting is going on behind her...she looks..sees nothing..looks back at me focused on the nothing...and finally she takes the damn tape gun and leaves..
i hate this woman...her pants are full of shit...
then there's this dude from bangladesh...he sings me the bangledesh anthem everyday...he even rolls his eyes into the back of his head like he's really getting into it...don't ask me why he's chosen to sarenade me like this...it really came out of nowhere...
i'm fuckin exhausted...it seems i'm always fuckin' exhausted, except for when i'm sleeping...
everyone needs to listen to more bethlehem, including me...
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